Dear Esteemed Sirs:

I say, it was quite enough to suggest in a most recent article that the dwarves be revoked their beard cards. I nearly lost my second breakfast as I read your fine periodical.
It would have been a frightful mess for the staff at the Cougar Eat to clean up, I can tell you that. I shuffled off right quick to my dorm room in Helaman Holes to write you this letter with not a bit of delay. (more…)