lolnacle

By: Steve Evans - May 23, 2007

Some of you may have heard of the latest 5-minute internet phenomenon, lolcats. Slate.com published a brief slideshow of lolcats here (featuring my personal favorite, the lolrus).

Presenting, for your consideration: lolnacle.

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lolrus.jpg
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You can create your own lolcat image here. Send us your submissions (either privately to an admin’s email address if you know one, or to the general admin address) and we’ll post them. And relax, folks; it’s Wednesday before Memorial Day, the Lost finale is on tonight, and Blake is going to win American Idol.

—-from a Random John:

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—-from Danithew:
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—-from Starfoxy:
im-on-ur-keyboard-spyin-fo-da-cob.jpg

AND

nursing.jpg

—-from HP/JDC:
lolweddin.jpg

—-more from random John:
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—-From Kevin Barney:
stopz-its-ur-breakin-mys-testesmonys.jpg

—-From Brian Gibson:
i-is-so-famuz.jpg

—-Another from Danithew:
cat-baptism-pic.jpeg

—-Another from HP/JDC:
lolweet.jpg

—-From Matt W.:
mormon-bloggingz-deliziouz-end-nutriziouz.jpg

—-From Chas:
iz-at-chruch-tryn-to-stay-awake-in-testmony-metnng.jpg

—-From FHL:
roly_sabbaday.jpg

—-From Chris Smith:
dem-durn-mormunz-is-cuming-agin-i-told-um-i-dont-liek-jello.jpg
i-must-have-been-less-valyent-in-the-preexistenz.jpg

35 Comments

  1. I suppose it should have been, “Im in yr pint, stealn yr mild barley drinks” I have failed!

    Comment by a random John — May 23, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

  2. pathetic arJ. PATHETIC.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 23, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

  3. This is not faith-promoting. What does this have to do with my eternal salvation? Consider yourselves judged by me for posting it. I AM RAPIDLY LOSING MY TESTIMONY OH MY GOSH PLEASE STOP!!!!!

    Comment by Aaron Brown — May 23, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

  4. Aaron Brown, the lolcats will enter Teh Kingdomz of hevin before you.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 23, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

  5. Aaron Brown wrote that comment before my contributions were posted. Now, as he reviews them, he’ll feel the Spirit and calm down.

    Comment by danithew — May 23, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

  6. Da bomb!!!! Keep addin’ more up in this hiz-ouse! I needs to get my catz on!

    Comment by StillConfused — May 23, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

  7. danithew,

    the BCC one rocks.

    Starfoxy,

    Who knew that STMC stood for Strengthening the Members Catmittee.

    HP,

    Do you think that dress is temple approved?

    Comment by a random John — May 23, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  8. I have to say- the tranzl8n ur BoM is probably my favorite. That one actually made me lol.

    Comment by Starfoxy — May 23, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

  9. Thanks for the new addition Starfoxy. It’s a good’un.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 23, 2007 @ 5:59 pm

  10. Well, Starfoxy, yur nursin in the chapel made me lol!!

    But they all is purrty hilariuz.

    Comment by meems — May 23, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

  11. danithew,

    I have to admit that I just got your No Man… one. Itz teh awesome.

    Comment by a random John — May 23, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  12. I love you all.

    Comment by Taryn Nelson-Seawright — May 23, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

  13. Dangit, Jordin won. CURSE YOU AMERICA!!

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 23, 2007 @ 9:04 pm

  14. Um, “breakin mys testesmonys?”

    Not to bust your balls or anything, but you may want to consider rewording that one . . .

    Comment by Yikez! — May 24, 2007 @ 3:15 am

  15. It may be an inside joke, Yikez! Search for “testicles” in the box top left.

    Comment by Ronan — May 24, 2007 @ 3:49 am

  16. ‘I’m lbral male’ is funny for so many reasons…

    Comment by Norbert — May 24, 2007 @ 3:56 am

  17. All I’ll say is that the spelling was completely intentional.

    Comment by Kevin Barney — May 24, 2007 @ 6:30 am

  18. So so funny. Good work y’all.

    The Meridian one is pretty good, they should start marketing those little helmets. Sell them on their Mormon marketplace.

    Comment by amri — May 24, 2007 @ 7:05 am

  19. Just added a few more!

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 24, 2007 @ 8:09 am

  20. Does this post mean that BCC jumped the shark?

    Comment by Matt W. — May 24, 2007 @ 10:21 am

  21. Note that the Snarker has also done some lolcats of his own — many are downright hilarious.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 24, 2007 @ 10:49 am

  22. Hey Steve, thanks for the backlink. I take back all that stuff I said about you…well, most of it…OK, OK, all of it. Feel the luv.

    In the interest of full disclosure, Team SN did not actually submit them to BCC for posting, that was just a joke. We figured they wouldn’t all get approved, so we posted them ourselves. There was one that we self-censored, which was my handiwork, because it was…well…in bad taste…literally. It got replaced with the “Brigham kitteh sez…” one, so you can probably figure out what the censored one was.

    If this thread was vote enabled, I would vote for KB’s “Stopz its…” even though he is a lawyer. That one had me literally LOLzing…which is rare.

    Comment by Extreme Dorito — May 24, 2007 @ 11:37 am

  23. Self-censoring??? What the hell has happened to Snarkernacle???

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 24, 2007 @ 11:42 am

  24. It was that bad.

    Comment by Extreme Dorito — May 24, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  25. [...] Heartless Exploitation of Cats and Kittens, that is, on the bloggernacle. I’ve never seen anyt… Those poor felines are paid mere pennies per lol, and are forced to repeatedly improvise corny lines. If they don’t getz the lol, they don’t getz the cheezburger. No health or dental, either, and no matching 401(k). [...]

    Pingback by Times & Seasons » H.E.C.K. — May 24, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

  26. One more posted.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 24, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

  27. love the litterz for eternity

    Comment by Christopher Smith — May 25, 2007 @ 1:18 am

  28. Why do they talk that way?

    I guess I don’t get the humor.

    Comment by D. Fletcher — May 25, 2007 @ 9:06 am

  29. D. Fletcher, that is because you are cultured intelligent human being and we are being silly.

    Comment by danithew — May 25, 2007 @ 9:30 am

  30. D,

    lolcats suffer from the soft prejudice of low expectations. The O RLY? owl and the walrus with the bucket are similarly afflicted. People are so amazed that they talk at all that nobody bothers to help them with their spelling and grammar.

    Comment by a random John — May 25, 2007 @ 9:51 am

  31. o noes they be steelin’ mah bucket!!!!!!!11~!!!

    – for example.

    Comment by Steve Evans — May 25, 2007 @ 10:04 am

  32. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen since I stumbled across “I Can Has Cheezburger” several weeks ago.

    Comment by Jesse Harris — May 25, 2007 @ 10:47 am

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    Sincerely,
    Bettyanne Bruin

    Comment by Bettyanne Bruin — May 29, 2007 @ 10:09 am

  34. From Making Light:

    I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.
    How do this hapn? I just a kitty.
    Main job of catz are just 2B pritty!
    (‘Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)
    Course back in da old days catz was workin
    Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk…
    Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!
    An bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin.
    U humanz r comin under r powr
    Uzin ur money to pamper n feed us,
    Learnin from websitez how much u need us.
    R clvr planz is comin to flower!
    Now mousie are safe in his tiny holz
    Nless u go catch him. I da boss. LOLz

    Comment by kristine N — June 2, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

  35. hai,

    http://lolcatr.com

    uploads some lolcat frenz!

    Comment by headcat — June 14, 2007 @ 12:45 pm